root/journal/2006-08-22

Medical equipment session, and one of the worst jokes I've heard in a
long time: An egg and toast walk into a bar; the bartender refuses to
serve them.  "Is it because I'm rye toast?  Would you serve white
toast?"  "No," says the bartender, "we don't serve breakfast."

Field Day out on the Medford campus, with all the usual, awful events,
including "eat-two-saltines-then-do-the-dizzy-bat-race."